10 tips to be a great driver

10 tips to be a great driver in Mumbai:
1. Honk relentlessly without any rhyme or reason...even if there is choc-a-block traffic and no space to move ahead
2. every now and then an auto wala will bang into you...you cant do anything about it...its a way of life...live with it and if you bang into someones car don't admit it....in fact loudly yell at him saying its his / her fault
3. talk on the phone while driving
4. break signals....after all rules are meant to be broken
5. traffic policemen are to be bribed ( u cant break this rule)
6. lane cutting is allowed
7. overtaking from left is allowed
8. if you are going straight and the car is taking a turn..let the car take the turn because they are not going to wait for you.
9. hit and run is Allowed...i am sure we all read papers to know that
10. speed limit...whats that?
and lastly not a tip but a species ....women drivers....better not to talk about them:)