10 tips to be a great driver

10 tips to be a great driver in Mumbai:
1. Honk relentlessly without any rhyme or reason...even if there is choc-a-block traffic and no space to move ahead
2. every now and then an auto wala will bang into you...you cant do anything about it...its a way of life...live with it and if you bang into someones car don't admit it....in fact loudly yell at him saying its his / her fault
3. talk on the phone while driving
4. break signals....after all rules are meant to be broken
5. traffic policemen are to be bribed ( u cant break this rule)
6. lane cutting is allowed
7. overtaking from left is allowed
8. if you are going straight and the car is taking a turn..let the car take the turn because they are not going to wait for you.
9. hit and run is Allowed...i am sure we all read papers to know that
10. speed limit...whats that?
and lastly not a tip but a species ....women drivers....better not to talk about them:)

Jai Ho Gulzar Saab!

Musafir Hoon Yaaron Na Ghar Hai Na Tikhana
Mujhe Chalte Jaana Hai Bas Chalte Jaana

Dil Hi Mein Rehta Hai, Aankhon Mein Baheta Hai
Kaccha Sa Ek Khwaab Hai

Lagta Sawaal Hai, Shaayad Jawaab Hai

Par muje pata hain ke

Jeene Ke Liye Sochaa Hee Nahee
Dard Sanbhaalane Honge
Muskuraye To, Muskuraane Ke
Karz Utaarane Honge

Phir kabhie eshaas hota hain

Aane wala pal jaane wala hain

Ho sake to isme zindagi bitado pal joh yeh jaane walla hain

Isiliye maine tere liye hi saat rang ke sapne chune

Kyonki tere bina zindagi se koi shikawaa toh nahi shikawa nahin

Tere bina zindagi bhi lekin zindagi toh nahin zindagi nahi

Phir bhi dil kehta hain ki yaar mera khusbhu ki tarah jiski zubaan urdu ki tarah

Meri shyam raat meri kayanath woh yaar mera saiyyan saiyyan

Isiliye toh maine ratti ratti sacchi maine jaan gavayi hain

Nach nach koyolo pe raat bitaye hain

Ankhiyo se neend maine phookon se uda di

Neele taare se maine ungli jalayi hain......

Shayad isiwaaste Mujhe Chalte Jaana Hai Bas Chalte Jaana

whats with lucy!

george clooney ...when i saw u in ER i was impressed ...moving on i thought u were the man with style and panache and most imp some brains till you started dating 23 year old cocktail Waitresses!!....

i sometimes wonder does it take to be lucy... to get a man like clooney or who will say no to clooney...one year spent with him will be a lifetime of a memory for her ...and an entry into hollywood circuit...way to go lucy....

as for clooney man...what are u thinking or r u really thinking at all?

its been long...but i am back...

its been long that i have posted anything out here, decided to be a little more active...don't know why since mine is not an Aamir Khan or AB blog which has serious readers / followers , i would be lucky even if 5 people read my blog...but the urge to express remains ..even though it takes web space and no one is really listening ....:) ....suddenly i have spare time and weekends where major time is spent on futile activities ...this could be a P 1 task (P = priority) in futile activities....Sundays especially ..thus decided to log in every lazy Sunday afternoon and write ...maybe i can also think for marketing my blog ...just like that fake IPL player....who used SRK (As usual everyone uses him to make their blog popular from AB to AK ) to popularize his blog... should beef up such a plan and Use SRK as the brand ambassador for my blog then may be will have at least 7 people reading the same!!